RICHS' LOSERS

Well the most wonderful time of the season is finally upon us. College football has arrived. There are a few games the first week that are rather intriguing so im gonna take this time to give yall some of my picks for week one.

TCU @ BAYLOR
The frogs have to replace several key players from last year includung Howdy Doody look a like Andy Dalton. Can gary Patterson keep doing his Harry Potter impression and creating magic or will the Furry Critters from Baylor spoil The purple clad toads season opener and last season in the MWC. RICHS' LOSER-TCU

USF @ NOTRE DAME
Baby holtz returns to the place of Papas glory and he is brininging his Bulls with him. The fighting leprachauns are poised to make a little noise and rebound from some very disappointing seasons. Can Baby Holtz find his pot of gold and recapture some miracles from touchdown Jesus or will the wee men from Ireland beat them to the end of the rainbow.
RICHS' LOSER- NOTRE DAME

BYU @ OLE MISS
The mormons from Provo head south into the Bible belt to take on Houston Nutt and his Running Rebs. The mighty confederates are coming off a very lackluster season and looking to get back on track while BYU found there QB toward the end of last season and really started playing well. Jake Heap will make life difficult for Nutts Rebs and the Rebs are in a Heap of trouble.
RICHS' LOSER-OLE MISS

BOISES STATE vs GEORGIA
The blue broncos leave the comforts of the smurf turf and head south to take on a Mighty SEC foe in Mark Richts slobbering mutts. The Broncos return possible heisman hopefull in Kellen Moore while UGAS rb's have been dropping faster than the stock market. The seat up under Richt is already warm and will only be getting hotter after Saturday.
RICHS' LOSER- LEGHUMPERS

OREGON vs LSU
The high flying Aflacs from the northwest head down into the midwest to take on the Madhatter and his bayou cats. A lot of offseason trouble surrounds both of these programs and has taken some luster away from this game, but The House that Jerry built will be packed on saturday night and the Cajuns will make the short trip across the swamps to cheer on their Bengals and we all know that the Cajuns can be a mighty rough bunch of dudes. When they come out of the swamps, believe it wont be for nothing.
RICHS' LOSER- OREGON

TROY @ CLEMSON
Dabo has a new man calling the shots in Chad Morris and the new high flying Tiggers are looking to put on a show for the Men from Troy. The trojans lose their Top 3 recievers from last year and the all-time leading reciever in school history. They may wanna have a mash unit close by because these two teams are gonna try to run the other weary. Troy is probably gonna need Brad Pitt and his whole achilles persona to make it work.
RICHS' LOSER- TROY

ECU vs SOUTH CAROLINA
The ole ball coach is up to his tricks again and Garcia has been sober for 5 months but it still wasnt enough to earn the starting job against the Purple Pirates from Greenville. The Pirates have a high flying offense and they are gonna throw the tater around the lot about 50 times. The yardbirds are returning the most talented team in school history and looking to spur the pirates and start the season off with a bang before headed to Atens to take on the Happy Leghumpers. ECU will keep it close for a while but will end up walking the plank.
RICHS' LOSER- ECU