You can't make this shit up lol!

USC quarterbacks coach G.A. Mangus was arrested early Tuesday morning in Greenville on a nuisance conduct charge.

Greenville City Police charged George Alfred Mangus, 42, outside Carolina Ale House at 113 South Main Street around 1:30 a.m.

The police incident report states two officers saw Mangus urinating on the street curb and the road as they drove north on Main Street in an unmarked car.

The officer writes he “observed him to be unsteady on his feet and he had a strong odor of alcoholic beverage coming from his person.”

The officer adds his “speech was slurred and was uncooperative in providing straight answers” when questioned by GPD officers.

Mangus was arrested for nuisance conduct, placed in handcuffs, was issued a ticket and taken to the Greenville County Detention Center.

The director of the South Carolina Athletic Coaches Association confirmed Mangus was in Greenville to attend their annual coaches clinic at the TD Convention Center.

South Carolina athletic spokesman Steve Fink said the team was aware of Mangus' arrest. Team policy calls for any player arrested to be immediately suspended from the team.

Head coach Steve Spurrier announced Tuesday that Magnus is suspended indefinitely.

“G.A. has been suspended from all coaching activities until this matter is resolved,” Spurrier said. “We are disappointed in his actions and will handle it accordingly.”

A $470 personal recognizance bond was set for Mangus Tuesday morning. He was released shortly after noon, and had nothing to say before jumping in a pickup truck and taking off. G.A. Mangus is in his third year as quarterbacks coach of the Gamecocks.