Don't blame me bro...

I didn't teach you anything. Maybe you watched too much jackass growing up or they got the idea from watching you. My vote is for the latter. I'm no angel, that's for sure but you reached the master level of flaming long ago. I think really it happened because spankings did not work on you. That's also a fact, I remember it. Some sort of way you were able to tune the pain out. Some sort of flame Jedi mind trick like yoda. Spank me they do not.