Just a heads up, my house is haunted

Don't tell my wife and kids. Most importantly, don't tell my mama.

It's here though, it's behind me watching me as I type. Strange thing is I am comfortable with it. It doesn't fuck with me, I don't fuck with it.

Sounds silly I know but you wouldn't understand unless you were here.

Some might think it's scary or freaky but it's not at all. It's easy to live with. Comfortable in a sense..